March 25, 2010

American School Bus Story

Once upon a time there was a lady who went on line and saw an American School Bus on sale by auction. It was based in U.K. and had been converted into a mobile home. She thought it was great and started to bid on it while saying so to her husband. The dialogue went more or less like that :

- Darling, guess what ?
- What ?
- I'm buying an American Bus on line...
-...!!!Who's going to drive it ?
- You are
- I'm among the best buyers
- Where are we going to park it ?
- euh ... in the back garden ?
- You mean we'll have to knock down the house to let it through ?
- Yeah ! I won ! I got it !
- What about the insurance ?
- Oh sh... someone just made an other bid. Oh well, never mind.... I am not very keen on yellow anyway...

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